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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 898 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 572744 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.