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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1227 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
