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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3011 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
