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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2458 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
