Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Potions Brewed:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5100
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	159
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2367	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
New Chunks Explored:	759811	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2863	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8792
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6813	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	New Chunks Explored:	386683

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1573	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	308405
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.