Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	455
Potions Brewed:	116	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5791	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	236

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	141

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	9158
Void Gems Collected:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Farms Harvested:	437
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7063	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ores Mined:	8238	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Crops Grown:	2933	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1298
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!