Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Magic Items Found:	6076
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	2344	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	New Chunks Explored:	292750
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7960
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2946	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4718
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	553
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	181	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!