Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	90
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4665
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mines Excavated:	2462
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3300

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4031	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	18498

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Star Shards Collected:	265
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.