Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4528	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	200	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FateCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2761
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Crops Grown:	6956	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	191
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sarcacraft

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	187754
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MinecraftPolska.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Void Gems Collected:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.