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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	8221	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Finmine is a small, welcoming Vanilla Minecraft Server that’s been around since 2011. If you’re looking to meet new people and become part of a close-knit community, then Finmine is the server for you! And while our player base is large, our server is never too crowded, making it a great environment for players who find larger servers overwhelming.What we have to offer: – Vanilla Survival + Economy, Jobs, & Player Warps – 2 Creative Worlds – Minigames – Discord Community + Game Nights & Events – Dedicated StaffCome and join the fun! We hope to see you soon.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1302	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9961

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	405

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!