Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3585	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	2305
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Potions Brewed:	51	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Realms

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eternals

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!