Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Farms Harvested:	141

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	1234

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.