Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2383
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3519	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	3347	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	910963
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9921	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	812192
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.