Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3933
Enchantments Applied:	195	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	3917
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2509	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ores Mined:	8191
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.