Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Star Shards Collected:	151	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6573	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	704
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4861	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Towns Built:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ores Mined:	5412
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	829254
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6660	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.