Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	1125
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	493991	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4253	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6947	New Chunks Explored:	881443
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!