Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	677659	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	942007
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.