Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	82

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	2961
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Love Letters Sent:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5299	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Farms Harvested:	332
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!