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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3987	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Potions Brewed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1608
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	28964
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Potions Brewed:	138	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	85	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3101	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!