Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	2182

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Animals Bred:	100	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	470
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Farms Harvested:	665
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	190309
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.