Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	3718	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mines Excavated:	1159	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Potions Brewed:	172
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	826
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8950	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3181	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.