Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Star Shards Collected:	203	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3998	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	546648
Farms Harvested:	141	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7953
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	86
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchantments Applied:	200	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1246	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5291	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crops Grown:	8516
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).