Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Animals Bred:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3774	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ores Mined:	6641	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2632	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.