Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8701	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9006

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	7706	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	3985
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8975	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3474
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.