Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Items Found:	4438	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8521
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	529	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.