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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	4172	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	125
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	8204
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Farms Harvested:	310
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ores Mined:	3907	Mines Excavated:	3108
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magic Items Found:	6211	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Potions Brewed:	137
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.