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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	7647	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	4453	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!