Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8772	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3077	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2028
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8751
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4923
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Towns Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8434	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Potions Brewed:	188
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.