Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1517	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2743
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crops Grown:	6003	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	252	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	963	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	298	New Chunks Explored:	639646
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8689
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Emeralds Found:	7394
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.