Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Animals Bred:	139	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Ores Mined:	1100	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	4808	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!