Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	8676	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Towns Built:	1	Ores Mined:	1071

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MommaNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	227644

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7618
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”