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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6456 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 385 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!