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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4005 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 215 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!