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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3420 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!