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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 372 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 428 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!