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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9854 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7918 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9981 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!