Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 32 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 391 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magic Items Found: 5963
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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