Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Alien Abductions: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 2945 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7119 Dragon Eggs Found: 2423
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Runes Activated: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7739
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Dimension Hops: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 New Chunks Explored: 233883
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 927624 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Potions Brewed: 154 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Crops Grown: 9317 Love Letters Sent: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 183235 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 140
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9256
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7163 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magic Items Found: 2660

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Animals Bred: 47

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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