Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Magic Items Found: 7368

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 560094 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 6026
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Crops Grown: 1216 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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