Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	8399
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragons Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3890
Magic Items Found:	4135	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	6366	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Crops Grown:	7572

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Animals Bred:	160	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dimension Hops:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchantments Applied:	55

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	793462
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.