Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1226
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ores Mined:	9184

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	624
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2849	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	2916
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	217	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.