Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Emeralds Found:	1529
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3948	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	107
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	124

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3344	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!