Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RiverNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AzgardSurvival

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Azgar – The Endless Adventure in the World of Survival! Immerse yourself in the ultimate survival experience on our Minecraft server. In Azgar, the adventure never ends, and you decide how to forge your path in this vast world!

Special features:

Custom survival map with unique biomes. Exciting PvP matchups and epic events. Build your home and be part of an active community. Full compatibility with all versions of Minecraft. Regular events with amazing rewards. Unlock special abilities, customize your character and forge your legend in Azgar!

Connect now! IP: play.azgard.space

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Potions Brewed:	173
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	36

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4447	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4902
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.