Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3521	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

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NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	224	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	986679	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1465

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	743	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Votes:	4041	New Chunks Explored:	564860
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	171
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8302	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	723
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Towns Built:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com