Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gods Slained:	2

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AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	6546
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Votes:	4186

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	101	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	8205	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com