Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.

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Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

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104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1096	Alien Abductions:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Animals Bred:	27
Ores Mined:	1340	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2036	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mines Excavated:	2270
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7561	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Dimension Hops:	8

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	2180	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg