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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7018 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4752 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!