Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Votes:	655	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchantments Applied:	67	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3086
New Chunks Explored:	363060	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchantments Applied:	81
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Animals Bred:	105	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2779
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	51	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2789
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4870
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	187496	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582