Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	7836	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3572

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9679	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ores Mined:	9512
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3975
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1690
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	57
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3861

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7296
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	3252	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5081	Falling into the Void:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7325
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net