Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	117
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Votes:	1105
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5434	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Potions Brewed:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ores Mined:	1329
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	902	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	423
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8938	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	950	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5056	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	295
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg